January 2011
77 posts
I don't care if you're an atheist, a christian, a...
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Since my name is....
Tumblr name: Born to express. But… what does express mean?
For me its not telling what you think with a dull overrated speech, for me its letting out whats on your heart, in one way or another. Singing, creating, writing a song. In my case, dancing.
You can’t express if you don’t know yourself, enjoy your life, express what you feel, live without regrets.
Not that you will read it but...
Why do you like to play so much with my heart? It’s fragile, it breaks, and it takes a lot of time to heal…
First I saw you… something inside me popped, you were gorgeous… my type of guy
Then we talked, via msn but we talked… I knew I was doing something good
Later we met… you kissed me as soon as you saw me, I didn’t mind… best date I ever had,...
maistyles asked: what's your name ? how old are you ? where are you from ? where you'd like to visit ? who's your favorite celeb ? do you love pizza ? why you opend tumblr?
what's your favorite show ? Lady Gaga or Katy Perry ? what's your favorite song ?
what's your favorite color ? what you think about Justin Bieber ? do you love math ? who's your celeb crush...
what's your favorite show ? Lady Gaga or Katy Perry ? what's your favorite song ?
what's your favorite color ? what you think about Justin Bieber ? do you love math ? who's your celeb crush...
I hate when the teacher picks the slowest reader...
I just sit there, slowly dying. The kid’s barely on the second sentence, and I would already finish the whole Harry Potter series by then. Fuuuck.
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10 minutes away from computer.
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MY LIFE
That awkward moment when you thought you were...
Tommy Pickles turns 21 in 2011
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August 11th, 1990
this just made me cry a little
Mindfuck.
Now, look at his feet on the gif. Is he QWOPping or something?
Rebloging for the comment up here….
Twilight Books 'Summary'.
— Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
— Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in agony again.
Jacob: Oh hi there! I'm a semi-naked shape-shifter! (I mean, a werewolf!)
Bella: OMG I don't miss Edward anymore, I love you Jake!
Alice: Edward is gonna kill himself!
Bella: OMG no! BRB Jake, you're not important anymore.
Edward: I'm going to do the worst ever. I will sparkle Italians to death.
Volturi: You suck.
Bella: OMG leave him alone!
Volturi: OK, leave now bitches.
Jacob: I love you, Bella.
Bella: OMG I love Edward more, bye!
— Book 3. Eclipse:
Victoria: I'm back, bitch! I'ma cut you!
Bella: OMG no!
Edward: I'ma protect you, dinner! (I mean, Bella)
Jacob: I want to kill her too!
Riley: I will kill you!
Bella: OMG I'm frozen!
Edward: Shit I'm so cold and can't get you hot.
Jacob: Move on bitch, I will warm this whore.
Victoria: You missed me bitches?
Edward: I killed James, you twat! Now you're dead!
Bella: OMG kiss me Jake! Kay, gotta go I'm marrying Edward.
— Book 4. Breaking Dawn:
Edward: I don't want to fuck you, Bella. Marry me first.
Bella: Shit, okay.
Jacob: My heart is broken!
Bella: OMG and so is my water! I've been prego for 3 days and now my baby is ready to go!
Edward: Oh no, a monster!
Renesmee: I'ma kill you, mom :3
Volturi: We're gonna kill that bitch, she's a monster.
Bella: OMG finally I'm a vampire now! I'ma protect ma man and ma family and some other random bitches.
Volturi: Fine, you won.
Jacob: Bella I never loved you. I wanna fuck your daughter.
Actually attempting to do your homework and not...
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That awkward moment when you are alone and you're...
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Then realize what you’re doing:
THISSSSS.
All day, all week, all year…
Just a thought
Right now I’m feeling forever alone…
The guy I like told me he broke up with his gf…
I feel in some way it might be my fault… in some other I might be paranoid…
Why can’t I get a guy who really wants me for more than a kiss?
I’m not the most beautiful girl in the world, but I’m not the ugliest either…
This thoughts are driving me...
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I can’t wait for the song. let’s see here:
oh JAKE
what a MISTAKE
i should have known that you would TAKE
my heart and let it BREAK
oh JAKE
you were such a SNAKE
…
Reblog if you think about sex. A lot.
Wardrobe crisis
Things I am not going to have anytime soon:
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A Valentine
A date for prom
A boyfriend
Anything but 48 cats
my life exactly, except i dont really enjoy cats all that much
I hate cats,so yeah,I’ll die alone.